Fred Bredoton, Office Worker: Suxco products is my kinda people. I feel better knowing that I can buy Suxco products, now more than ever.

Wilma Sononorus, Executive V.P.: All the Suxco products are fascinating, but I'd have to say that the That Sux merchandise has really changed my life.

Donny O:
I had a problem with a t-shirt I bought, and Suxco's excellent customer service treated me good. I guess they misspelled sucks on purpose, now I know better!