Suxco.com Announces Bizarre Synergy Initiative
Suxco.com announced today that it has just announced its latest announcement. In a move that has many industry insiders scratching their heads, Suxco representatives are entering the dot-com phenomenon with an initial offering of online services dedicated to selling its products to consumers.
“While Suxco executives are currently unavailable for comment, I would like to say this,” said alleged Suxco executive David Sorbrows. “We believe Suxco is uniquely positioned to take advantage of the gaping hole left in the marketplace by our previous absence.”
“I’m so pleased that Suxco.com’s products are finally being delivered to meet the rising consumer demand for their delivery,” said an employee of Breadwig.com, Suxco’s sister organization. “Suxco’s creatives and developers are experts in enhancement globalization. I’m sure the impact they have on the marketplace will be measurable in some way.”
Suxco’s new product deployment system is being hailed as the next step in the company’s development.
Suxco.com has been providing products, if not services, since the time of this press release. The company was founded upon one simple and profound principle: Somewhere, there's someone, who thinks something sucks. The flexible, laser-like focus of this mission statement enables Suxco to maximize customer satisfaction.